A Bob can like or agree with whoever the hell he chooses. We have anything from Buddhists to Christians to agnostics. It's truly freedom of choice and Bobs never get offended, they just laugh it off. Life is so much funner this way!
No organization, no dues or fees, Bobbism is in no way affiliated with any other religious, social, or political groups. It's for everybody.
It's just easier, let us count the ways!!
When it comes to choosing between two evils, always choose the ones you haven't tried yet.
Jesus is always watching you. Bob gets bored with you.
Jesus loves you. Bob doesn't give a rat's ass what happens to you.
Bob doesn't judge you. He doesn't even care.
Look at all those sucky ideas Jesus comes up with! Why love your neighbor when you can spy on them and black mail 'em later?
Jesus makes you a wuss, Bob gives you the Bow of Death and the Headbutt of Death.
To please Jesus you have sit in some church listening to some dumbass for hours. To please Bob, all you have to do is sacrifice an orange.
Bob has way better taste in music! When did Buddha ever support metal?!
Some of the stuff on this page has been contributed by a faithful Bob, Brian Pelt.
If, by any chance, you are offended by the material contained on this page, then I will pat you on the head and comfort your poor widdle offended self.
"There, there. There, there."
