What Being a Bob is all About

Title: Bob Cult

Founded by: Ryan Smith (bobmeister)

Current standing: Too many to count, see the list for the major members but sometimes, random people will be bobbitized against their will by some Bob who has too much spare time on his hands.

Qualifications for being a Bob: Nothing! That's the advantage! There's no effort required whatsoever!

How to become a member: Be bobbitized. That's the only way. It is a highly honorable process whereas one is punched on the shoulder by BOB (bobmeister) or by an authorized bobbitizer.

Purpose of the Bob Cult: To do whatever the hell you want. That's it. Just do whatever the hell you want.

Advantages to being a Bob over other religions: The advantages are basically that you get to do whatever the hell you want, according to no rules. Even Bobmeister doesn't care what you do.

Rituals: Sacrifice of the Orange, and several others, just basically whatever you feel like doing.

Main defenses: Bow of Death and Headbutt of Death, though these are useless against fellow Bobs.

A little history: Bob Cult was founded in 1996 by Bobmeister (Ryan) when he apparently had too much spare time but this is not part of the original story. He formed the Bob Cult for no particular reason, just as there is no real purpose in being a Bob, there was no real purpose in forming a cult centered around Bob.



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